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  Craziest thing you ever saw in a KH?

  by dubstepped in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i did this in my facebook group for my podcast and it was fun.. so what's the craziest thing you ever saw?.

  for me it was watching a brother have a heart attack during the meeting in the auditorium.

  i was a kid and noticed him shaking and acting strange.

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  A father pulling down his son's pants to spank his bare bottom in the back of the Hall, in front of others.
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  Meetings disrupted due to zoom outage

  by Fadeaway1962 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  zoom been down in parts of the uk today so church services and meeting been disrupted.. a news paper published some comments and jokes about it .

  "looks like the church broke the internet".

  "zoom is down.

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  It's funny, there are several other apps that work just like Zoom, but they're not allowed to use them without Mother's permission.
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  I knew Abraham Lincoln

  by road to nowhere in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my great granddad met abraham lincoln when he was a boy.

  when i was a kid i met him, he was 100+.

  so according to the generation teaching i knew lincoln.

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  Brilliant 👌

  The generation teaching, not so much.
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  The New World's first Convention... - LMAO

  by tresdecu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this was sent to me by a cooky uber-dub.

  apparently it's making the rounds locally...it's typical lighthearted jw satire (that they think is great!!

  smh :-/ ) .

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  🤮 oh God this makes me want to puke

  I bet they're all clean-shaven too with jackets and ties.
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  Hilarious JW Wikipedia edits

  by neat blue dog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jehovah's witnesses are funny in that most have no objective, self-aware view of themselves.

  they think they are the center of the universe, that their beliefs are undeniable facts, and are generally very entitled.

  yet another added this:.

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  Exactly Phizzy. Often the most ardent defenders are those with the biggest doubts. I know, I was that way at first.
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  Hilarious JW Wikipedia edits

  by neat blue dog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jehovah's witnesses are funny in that most have no objective, self-aware view of themselves.

  they think they are the center of the universe, that their beliefs are undeniable facts, and are generally very entitled.

  yet another added this:.

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  it is satan's wicked system of things that provides the only financial help to these brothers

  They spin that as drinking the milk of nations lol
  
  
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  Hilarious JW Wikipedia edits

  by neat blue dog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jehovah's witnesses are funny in that most have no objective, self-aware view of themselves.

  they think they are the center of the universe, that their beliefs are undeniable facts, and are generally very entitled.

  yet another added this:.

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  Jehovah's Witnesses are funny in that most have no objective, self-aware view of themselves. They think they are the center of the universe, that their beliefs are undeniable facts, and are generally very entitled. One place this is shown is in the edit history of JW's Wikipedia page. Take a look at some edits done by JWs which promptly had to be deleted.

  First there's this gem of a paragraph that was added:

  We people at The Kingdom hall of Jehovah witnesses we don't want to capture people so they can be in our religion the fact is we,us all people who are in a religion of Kingdom hall of Jehovah witnesses we want all people to know exactly what the word or name Jehovah means and what does Jehovah want us to do in case we want to teach people the meaning of all things Jehovah want us to do

  One user tried to change the founder from Charles Taze Russell to Jesus Christ, and along that line another changed to founder to:

  Jesus through the use Charles Taze Russell

  and then added the note:

  we were not founded by our dear brother russell rather christ used him to jumpstart the preaching work and to unite us

  Yet another added this:

  But in reality The practice of being a Jehovah's witnesses wasn't "founded" by Russell at all.What was to be considered "founded"was the adaptation of the name.The practice itself is believed to be started millions of years ago

  Millions of years ago??🤪 I guess they don't know their own theology. They also added this reason for the edit:

  Added content that is true and should be known

  One part of the article says:

  Jehovah's Witnesses are best known for their door-to-door preaching, distributing literature such as ''The Watchtower'' and ''Awake!"

  Then somebody changed "distributing" to "placing" and added this at the end:

  that helps to better people’s lives and teaches the right way a Christian should worship Jehovah God

  Another user simply deleted the following sentence just because they didn't like it, and probably thought it was apostate lies:

  The policies for Jehovah's Witnesses' handling cases of child sexual abuse have been the subject of various formal inquiries.
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  Another heart-worming story

  by StephaneLaliberte in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  today, i got an email from an old friend with a story told by brother andre ramseyer who attended training at patterson in england.

  a service dog regularly attended the meetings with his owner.

  when the owner passed away, the dog was given to another blind man.

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  You're thinking too much, cut that out. Wait, I thought JWs were supposed to be the "thinkingest people"?
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  My latest letter to WT demanding correction from their side

  by Kosonen in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  brothers and sisters associated with the watchtower society may 9, 2020. i have tried to inform you of the necessary adjustments you ought to take in order to truly be in the truth.

  but my efforts have remained fruitless.

  you well know the biblical procedure.

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  He thinks the JWs are somehow important in the grand scheme of things, bless his heart
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  JW Memorial Gallery

  by neat blue dog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jwdotorg released a picture gallery with dozens of images from around the world of jws celebrating ('commemorating') via zoom, organized by continent:.

  https://www.jw.org/en/news/jw/region/global/2020-memorial-commemoration-international-photo-gallery/.

  the vast majority of photos show the people's faces, but this european 'brother' is a rare exception.

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  Maybe they didn't notice the beard and were trying to guess what the thread was about 😅